Listen to me, Yuzu-chan.
The Hiyama girl is vile, violent, and quick to slash at people.
She's a demon!
That's why you must never speak to her.
Promise me!
I can't believe I have such a monster for a sister!
You're such a klutz, Yuzu-chin.
Give it back!
It's a precious present from Mama!
This is precious?
Here you go.
Th-Thank y—
I've returned it!
No!
Good day, Yuzu-san.
Good day.
Seiji-san, isn't that...
Yuzu-chan?
Love Tyrant
I'm Not Going to Lose! x Are You Like Me?
Wh-Why is Yuzu-chan going to another school?
Hey, Guri...
Guri?
Do you have business here?
Ah, no, um...
He's late.
What on earth is he doing?
Are you waiting for someone?
G-Guri-san!
What are you doing here?
I'm going to turn that question right back to you.
I-I am...
Yuzu-san!
Sorry I made you wait!
You're late, Keito!
I'm sorry!
The kids were dawdling, and it made me late.
Yuzu-san, who the heck is this?
He's my double!
Leave it to me!
Trash
Give me a break, seriously.
Doing this every day is bad for my heart.
Be quiet, Tsuruoka!
I don't have time to go to this school while I'm watching over Onee-sama.
You're amazing, Yuzu-san!
And that's all out of love for Akane-san, right?
That's right!
Her underwear today is pink.
You're seriously a dangerous person, Yuzu-san.
Still, I should commemorate this!
Did you just hear a shutter sound?
No way! Someone took a picture?
Is someone there?
They're gone?
Was it our imagination?
They must have run away.
Gosh! Guri-san, what have you done?!
I'm not going to be able to use that spot anymore!
Well, I figured I should commemorate that lucky pervert moment.
I don't understand what you mean!
B-But would you please send me that picture?
You're such a bad girl, Yuzu-san.
Oh, I should also send it to Seiji-san.
That cell phone is the new tool you received from Tiara-san, isn't it?
That's right!
It has lots of fun apps on it.
Today's Weather
Heaven
Clear
Hell
Cloudy
Like, one of the latest ones is...
This compatibility barometer.
Compatibility barometer?
You can see how well two people suit each other.
Compatibility Barometer
It's basically like a compatibility fortune teller.
That's amazing!
For a test run,
let's take that guy...
and pair him with some random girl.
Pretty Doubtful There's no need to pair these two together.
I see...
And these results mean?
B is a moderate score. E means she sees him as less than an insect.
Th-Then can you do a reading for me and Onee-sama?!
I sure can. Let's see...
Tragically One-Sided This love is one-sided...
All done!
A C?
Oh, my, my! Even though you're already roughly a couple...
C, by the way, is kind of the "whatever" level.
Th-That can't be...
Guri!
What the hell is this?!
From: Guri Subject: Present For your personal pleasure!
Well, I figured I should share it with you, too.
Stop sending me graphic images!
And I can't even erase it!
If Akane-san sees that I have this...
What about me?
Are you hiding something?
No, no, no, it's nothing!
B-By the way...
We saw Yuzu-chan going to another school this morning.
You didn't know, Seiji-kun?
Yuzu isn't a student here.
Huh?
Oh, right. Yuzu...
Yes, what is it?
You were peeping at me while I was changing earlier, weren't you?
I don't really care if you sneak into this school or spy on me,
but if you cause a scene and your family finds out, won't it be a problem?
But...
Go to your own school.
Otherwise, you'll be the one to get in trouble.
But... it's my job to watch over you, Onee-sama.
I have Seiji-kun for that kind of thing, so I'm fine!
This is an abnormal score!
And totally scary!
What is?
I'm saying that your feelings toward Seiji-san are incredibly intense.
Well, of course they are.
Yuzu-chan?
Akane-san, don't you think you went a little too far?
It's fine, Seiji-kun.
It's for her own good, anyway.
Why is Onee-sama with someone like him?
I love her so much more than he does!
It'll be dangerous if you fall in.
There are piranhas in that pond.
Were you being a bully again?
Oh, no! I've made Akane-san mad.
Akane?
I'm sorry, Yuzu-chin!
Yuzu?
Ah, so this girl is the shield?
This girl is my older sister?
You're already leaving after meeting your sister for the first time?
I have to thank her, but I want to say more than that.
Onee-sama, I love you!
Huh? What a strange girl.
I've never felt like this before.
This must be love!
Is it because he's a guy?
Or because I'm her sister?
Even though we managed to overcome that barrier and become lovers...
What are you doing out here without an umbrella?
Why aren't you in school?
Did something happen? Shall I take you back?
Wait, what?
It'll be fine. Let's go, okay? Okay?
Stay away from me!
I can't believe I let my guard down like that.
Oh, no!
Honestly, I don't hate him, but I...
Yuzu-chan!
Yuzu-chan! Yuzu-chan!
Aino-san?
You're awake?
Let go of me, you jerk!
Calm down!
Are you okay? Can you stand?
It's shallow?
Why did you come after me?
Well, I was worried since Akane-san said some pretty harsh things.
Onee-sama is right.
Sneaking into her school and running off any boys that get close to her
are all things I've done simply for the sake of my own feelings.
I just thought that if I was in her field of vision, maybe she'd see me.
And maybe one day, she'd even come to love me.
But rather than get her to love me,
I lost her when you suddenly showed up and stole her heart.
Why does she love someone like you?
I wonder that sometimes, too.
She'd never shown any sign of liking me before.
So why someone like me?
It's because you're like this that you make me angry!
You're in a position all of humanity envies, and yet, you're so humble.
Have more pride in yourself!
But the one I'm really angry at is myself!
I'm so frustrated at myself for not being able to
make Onee-sama look my way or even make her smile!
Yuzu-chan...
I won't ever give up or hand over Onee-sama to someone like you!
I'm not going to lose!
It was a mistake to tell you all of that!
Please forget everything I just said!
Are you making fun of me?!
No, it's the opposite.
I was just thinking there was no need for me to worry.
You're so strong, Yuzu-chan.
What?
People who can get back on their feet after learning their weaknesses
are strong and admirable.
Y-You're just an idiot!
How can you praise an enemy who just declared war on you?
Ah, so this is where you two were.
Onee-sama...
Here's an umbrella.
O-O-O-O-Onee-sama is giving me an umbrella?!
Yeah, Seiji-kun said to bring an umbrella.
Are you okay, Seiji-kun?
Akane-san, you weren't supposed to say that.
You're all wet.
Onee-sama!
I love you, Onee-sama!
Even if you find me annoying, reject me, or hate me,
I will continue to watch over you forever!
Do as you please.
Yes, I will!
U-Um...
What you said a moment ago made me pretty happy.
Th-Thank you...
Seiji-san.
Guri?
They're in!
Wow, they're surprisingly high!
Maybe More Than Friends?! These two have a good future!
Even though Yuzu-san says she hates Seiji-san.
Hey, Seiji-san, you're clinging to Onee-sama too much!
Please stay further away from her!
Darn it! Don't suddenly sneeze like that!
Sorry... No, get off of me.
Do you have a cold?
I don't know... I feel chilled after getting soaked in the rain yesterday.
Well, you won't die from a cold, anyway.
You're immortal now.
Try to show a bit of concern, would you?
Anyway, we really should find our next coupling candidates.
I really don't want to make Coraly-san angry.
Excuse me.
Are you the couple-making experts, by any chance?
I heard that you had opened a love consultation service in the nurse's office.
Oh, that?
Won't you please listen to my request, as well?
Library
So, Shikimi-san, what did you want help with?
Well, it's embarrassing for me to say,
but I have someone I'm interested in.
I can't get him out of my mind,
and I heard that if I told you this, you would make us a couple.
I-Is that true?
Yeah, well, sort of.
So long as there are no huge mistakes, you can be a couple,
plus even better things can come of it, like the guarantee that you'll get married.
Oh, by the way, I'm an angel.
You just blurted that out!
A-An angel? I see.
You believe her?
If we put your names in this, you can be a couple.
Can you tell me the name of your crush?
Uh, a-about that...
Honestly, I don't know what his name is.
Huh?!
I-I'm sorry.
But I haven't been able to forget him since I first saw him.
I sort of felt... a jolt.
I know that feeling!
Seiji-san made me feel a jolt, too!
Intuition is important, so let's pair you with that person!
Hey, now...
I've got to hurry and contact Akane-san and Yuzu-san.
U-Um...
S-Since this is my first time
doing anything like this, and it's embarrassing just to talk about it,
I'd like to keep it a secret.
That makes sense.
We'll try to find out who this person is ourselves,
and tell Akane-san and Yuzu-chan if we must.
That's true.
Th-Thank you for your cooperation.
Then we'll see you after school.
Okay!
Ah, Guri-san!
You, Me,
and the Radish
A bittersweet young radish
You dropped this.
Huh? Did I drop that?
This creator's manga are interesting.
Wait, are you like me?
Yes, I love these!
Shikimi-san! You're such a nice person!
Please be my friend!
I will definitely make your love a reality!
Thank you.
Seiji-kun, is your cold all right?
I'm fine for now.
You're a bit warm.
Hey, Akane-san!
I'm worried. Let's go to the nurse's office.
I'll accompany you!
No, no, I'm fine!
I'm totally fine!
I'll look after you, okay?
Let's go to the nurse's office.
I shook her off somehow.
Ah, Shikimi-san, I'm sorry I'm late.
Aino-san...
Huh? Where's Guri?
She isn't here yet.
That girl! She's probably sleeping again somewhere.
Um, Aino-san, we don't have much time.
That's right. Then, I'm sorry it's just me,
but can you show me where you last saw that person?
Sure.
So the four of you really became a couple then?
Seems that way. It was totally out of my control.
It must be tough to be resented by everyone.
They're always causing problems, getting mad at me, or stabbing me.
That's my daily routine.
S-Stabbing you? Aino-san, are you all right?
Yeah, I'm totally fine.
Even if I'm mortally wounded, I won't die.
What?
It seems that by being paired with Guri, we've become immortal.
I-Immortal?
Crap! I shouldn't have said that.
I see. Immortal, huh?
I'm not sure if that's a good thing, but it sounds like a lot of fun.
She's listening to me talk without making fun of me, and she understands how I feel.
Shikimi-san is a really nice person.
Sorry for the wait!
Huh? No one's here?
She asked me to bring my recommended BL books, so I brought a bunch.
There's only one thing to do.
I just have to call him with...
Nyummy Stick
Abalone Flavor
Tasty!
the Love Phone!
Which this isn't.
Huh? Huh? Huh?
The Love Phone's gone?
Huh? Huh?!
Um, Shikimi-san? Is this really the place?
Yes!
O-Okay...
Is there really someone in here?
Her crush isn't a ghost, is it?
By the way, Shikimi-san, what's the person you're interested in like?
Huh?
What does he look like?
Well...
He's about your height, Aino-san.
Okay, okay.
And has hair like yours.
I see, I see.
What?
His face is rather ordinary.
Ah, now I remember!
The person I'm interested in...
is you,
Aino Seiji-kyun!
What did you say?
Seiji-kun is off with a girl on a date?
I didn't say it was a date, though.
Why don't you try calling him?
About that... I lost my Love Phone.
You lost it already?!
Jeez! I told him to hurry home so his cold wouldn't get worse!
Could he be sick because of...
So that's why I thought I could have you sniff him out, Akane-san.
Could that girl have taken Seiji-kun away on purpose so she could tend to him?
I'll destroy her!
Sh-Shikimi-san?
What the heck is...
Gosh, it's so hot!
Hey, wait!
You know, although playing such a pure and simple girl really gets me off,
it's totally confining.
So you see, Seiji-kyun, I've become so interested in you
that I can't stand it anymore.
Why is a guy like you, with no chance of getting anywhere in life,
paired up with Akane-tan?
Akane-san? Wait, are you really Shikimi-san?
What a relief!
What the heck is going on?
Ah-ah-ah. You mustn't move!
Does it hurt? Of course!
You may be immortal, but you still bleed and feel pain, don't you?
If I stab your heart, cut off your arm,
or gouge out your eyes, you'll simply suffer and not die?
That's just the best!
And Akane-tan and the others are the same, right?
So I wondered, what do I have to do to become the same way?
Seiji-kun! Where are you?!
G-Guri-san, who is the girl that Seiji-san is with?
What was her name?
I think it was Shi... Shi...
Oh!
Her name was Shikimi!
She's a really nice person! We have so much in common!
Little monkey! By Shikimi, do you mean Shiramine Shikimi?!
She's the one with Seiji-kun?!
You're awfully quiet.
Well, it's more fun to tease you when you're being stubborn.
That was a great sound! It really turned me on!
I'm going to steal Akane-tan and Yuzu-chin's precious Seiji-kyun.
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Just hang in there, Seiji-san! Akane-san is coming soon to rescue you!
Th-That worries me in itself...
Shikimi, I'll kill you if you lay a hand on Seiji-kun.
End Card Illustration: U-temo
So long as you have love...!
Huh...?
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